A letter of thanks.

Dear TUMS inventor,
I'm sure I speak for masses of women, both pregnant and not, when I say THANK YOU for inventing these:

Not only can I get relief from indigestion, now I can do it without feeling like I'm chewing chalk--something never good when you're already nauseous to start with!

And although I'm not willing to try certain flavors (the cocoa and cream just doesn't sound appealing) I'll stick with the berry flavors and I'm good to go.

So thanks. My insides say thank you too.